ugly people sure do ruin things
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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