Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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