he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All the doctor said was why
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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