I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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