how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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