**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I need help removing her.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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