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that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How does one acquire holy water?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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