I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
