Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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