are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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