Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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