I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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