Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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