try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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