Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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