Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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