Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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