Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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