So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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