You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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