This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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