Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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