I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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