didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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