Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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