16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
