I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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