Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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