How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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