Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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