have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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