did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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