So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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