i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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