I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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