I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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