Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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