i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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