she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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