He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
