If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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