do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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