just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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