The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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