So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
whose parrot is this?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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