We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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