the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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