In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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