the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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