Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You were trust falling into bushes
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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