is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i dont even know how to be here
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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