Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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