hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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