Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
