it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
