Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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