we made out on top of his cat.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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