She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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