I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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