I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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